Tag Archives: Waffles

#15 On the Improbability of Fried Chicken Waffle Burritos

After another one of those odd elevator rides that involved no real sense of physical movement, there was a whooshing sound followed by loud shouts of profanity and an almost blinding number of blinky lights. No expense was spared on the windows in this thing. There is the enormity of space staring back at me […]

#14 The Trouble With Being Dead

“He looks like a cat but I couldn’t find anything similar in the DNA database. Very odd. We have anomalies falling out of the sky by an unknown mechanism. He appears to have some sort of infection and is extremely congested. Leave him with me for a little while and I’ll run some tests and […]

#12 The Great Rocket Bike Agitation

A picture of flowers in space for #12

“What do you mean?” The sensation of falling rushes through me. How in the hell could he not know where the waffles are from? It’s strange how calm he looks. Completely unfazed by what he has just said. He didn’t even blink. “What I mean is that nobody on this crew has ever seen a […]

#11 The Only Way To Eat Belgian Waffles

A giant selection of belgian waffles for the only way to eat a belgian waffle

“Come on,” he said while starting to walk towards the closest building. “We are having Belgian waffles.” “I love waffles, but can we just get back to that whole giant hairy man thing for a second?” “That was Walt from the Recon Team. He is one of the Omah people from planet Nuk-Luk. Walt is […]