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#24 Golden Ticket of Lord Kularcan and the Minivan Spaceship

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After coffee, and a healthy dose of stunned confusion, I decided to head back to the cabin and grab Shadow for a quick checkup in the Med-Bay. He was still guarding the golden ticket when I got back so I grabbed him up and put the ticket in my pocket for safekeeping. The feeling that […]

#23 The Great Cosmic Pinball Machine in the Sky

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Walt must have carried me all the way to the Biolab because I am awakened by a series of concerned squawks from my new best friend Shadow. He appears to have almost doubled in size since yesterday. As I sit up to investigate this curious new development I’m reminded of the evening’s events thanks to a […]

#22 A Curious Case of Garden Gnome Rescue

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“HEY! Wake up! We’ve got to get back to the ship,” said a shadowy outline who was now shaking me. “Globba looba naa,” I reply before realizing that my mouth no longer worked correctly. Tiny daggers of light are attempting to pry off the top of my skull in an exquisite pain orgy that could […]

#21 Here Right Now and the Interstellar Dance Party

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(Soundtrack available at bottom of post) There was a noticeable booming once we got through the airlock and began walking down the hallway. I can’t be sure but it sounds like we just crash-landed in a gigantic interstellar dance party. My suspicions were confirmed when the door slid open to reveal an almost retina-searing wall […]

#20 The Other Monsters in the Hallway

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A couple more whooshing doors later and I receive another one of the great shocks of my life. Leaning up against the wall of the corridor is a giant owl man and the hairy man I saw on my first trip into the Biolab. They both turn to look at us in the most casual […]