If I did abduct myself, this is probably what it would look like. We are currently dropping into Kremeth in the landing saucer after leaving the Diagonal22 in orbit. Two monsters are sitting across from me while Cole is flying this bird. It almost feels for a moment like Walt and Steve are some kind […]
Tag Archives: Recon Team
09
Nov
Nov
Oh no. I can’t move. The shadowy shapes are standing over Cole as he sleeps. They have some sort of glowing rod that they are pressing on his spine. His body starts to shake like he is being electrocuted. Have to wake up. HAVE TO WAKE UP! One of the shadow shapes turns to look […]
26
Oct
Oct
Having a giant gray owlman tell you that you were chasing a ghost that turned out to be real is a hard thing to process all at once. I could see her clear as day but nobody else could. What was I following if it wasn’t the girl I carried out of those woods? Were […]
19
Oct
Oct
There is something deeply disconcerting about someone who is currently in a state of shock. The man we found on the roof looks like he’s seen something completely mind shattering. He is unable to communicate with us at this point which further contributes to the already disturbing atmosphere hanging around this place. Something is fundamentally […]
12
Oct
Oct
Cole mentioned pancakes, the door did its whooshing trick again, and everything started spinning. A tremendous pressure was suddenly in the center of my forehead as vivid images began streaming like a television set in my mind. Running through an alien wilderness trying to find someone who is missing. The sound of yelling. A feeling […]
14
Sep
Sep
“Did that just happen? Minivan spaceship monks?” questioned Cole who was now standing beside me looking quite stunned. “I think so. I can’t believe I just won something so huge. My luck used to be terrible. And who do you call when you need custom purple velvet spaceship interiors?” I replied floundering under the weight of […]
08
Aug
Aug
Walt must have carried me all the way to the Biolab because I am awakened by a series of concerned squawks from my new best friend Shadow. He appears to have almost doubled in size since yesterday. As I sit up to investigate this curious new development I’m reminded of the evening’s events thanks to a […]
31
Jul
Jul
“HEY! Wake up! We’ve got to get back to the ship,” said a shadowy outline who was now shaking me. “Globba looba naa,” I reply before realizing that my mouth no longer worked correctly. Tiny daggers of light are attempting to pry off the top of my skull in an exquisite pain orgy that could […]
15
Jul
Jul
(Soundtrack available at bottom of post) There was a noticeable booming once we got through the airlock and began walking down the hallway. I can’t be sure but it sounds like we just crash-landed in a gigantic interstellar dance party. My suspicions were confirmed when the door slid open to reveal an almost retina-searing wall […]
05
Jul
Jul
A couple more whooshing doors later and I receive another one of the great shocks of my life. Leaning up against the wall of the corridor is a giant owl man and the hairy man I saw on my first trip into the Biolab. They both turn to look at us in the most casual […]
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