He laid there in Med-Bay for a long time reading the anomalous entry in his allnet pad wondering who the hell this Sheriff Funk was and why he was getting his cosmic brain email. There was no sense in getting out of bed yet because the ship was still stuck in the great emptiness that […]
Tag Archives: portals
18
Mar
Mar
I saw a joke the other day about Mercury retrograde and communication breakdown. I’ll be the first to admit that I’m not really great at keeping track of that sort of thing. I’m more the weird neighbor you see standing in the yard all slack-jawed looking up at the sky at 4 am while wearing […]
04
Mar
Mar
I remember Anton was eating nachos. I can see it quite clearly. And Cole…he was pushing a button on the console of our spaceship and then there was a loud bang. How did I get here? What is this place? It looks like the most beautiful magic forest you could possibly imagine. Ancient old trees […]
25
Feb
Feb
I went to bed early and woke up late because I’m starting to slow down. So much has been happening lately that it never really stops around here and the weather just makes everything hurt more which is tiring by itself. The last week has proven to be another thrill coaster ride through the cosmic funhouse. It […]
11
Feb
Feb
(I never know what I’m going to write every week until it happens. If you like one portion of this blog or the other just be patient and something new will turn up when it’s ready to come out.) Something strange has been happening with the alarm clocks in the house lately. Readers will remember […]
04
Jan
Jan
Private Detective Lana Dandro was sitting in her shitty office in the middle of nowhere wondering if that squirrel was ever going to stop tapping on the roof. The brownie she ate earlier was coming on strong and she really wanted that squirrel to shut the fuck up. She had spent the whole night neck-deep […]
28
Dec
Dec
It’s funny how the world works if you really watch it. There always seems to be this gentle wind blowing in the right direction, if you can let go long enough to get to where you need to go. The longer you drift it seems like the weirder it gets. Strange has continued to be […]
07
Dec
Dec
It’s so peaceful here underneath the waves. The water is warm and rays of light glimmer above me on the surface. Here in the silence, I can hear the songs of the things we know as angels, the endless churning of the outside world has been blotted out. There is no time, no pain, no […]
09
Nov
Nov
Oh no. I can’t move. The shadowy shapes are standing over Cole as he sleeps. They have some sort of glowing rod that they are pressing on his spine. His body starts to shake like he is being electrocuted. Have to wake up. HAVE TO WAKE UP! One of the shadow shapes turns to look […]
02
Nov
Nov
Everyone Wave at Dogman. I’m starting to dread writing these things. The things that have been happening to me sound crazy, really crazy. It’s been much easier to write them into science fiction. I wasn’t sure I was going to write this at all but portals started turning up everywhere. My birthday brought with it […]
- 1
- 2