Tag Archives: portals

#34 Backward Forward

Lady in a time tunnel for #34 Backward Forward

Private Detective Lana Dandro was sitting in her shitty office in the middle of nowhere wondering if that squirrel was ever going to stop tapping on the roof. The brownie she ate earlier was coming on strong and she really wanted that squirrel to shut the fuck up. She had spent the whole night neck-deep […]

All Aboard the Train to Fairyland

Model railway station for All Aboard the Train to Fairyland

It’s funny how the world works if you really watch it. There always seems to be this gentle wind blowing in the right direction, if you can let go long enough to get to where you need to go. The longer you drift it seems like the weirder it gets. Strange has continued to be […]

#31 Clown Car of the Unpossible

Magic mushroom night light for #31 Clown Car of the Unpossible

It’s so peaceful here underneath the waves. The water is warm and rays of light glimmer above me on the surface. Here in the silence, I can hear the songs of the things we know as angels, the endless churning of the outside world has been blotted out. There is no time, no pain, no […]

#29 Hellfire and Damnation Lasers

Huge fiery explosion for #29 Hellfire and Damnation Lasers

Oh no. I can’t move. The shadowy shapes are standing over Cole as he sleeps. They have some sort of glowing rod that they are pressing on his spine. His body starts to shake like he is being electrocuted. Have to wake up. HAVE TO WAKE UP! One of the shadow shapes turns to look […]

The Sucking Sound of Interdimensional Portals

The Sucking Sound of Interdimensional Portals

Everyone Wave at Dogman. I’m starting to dread writing these things. The things that have been happening to me sound crazy, really crazy. It’s been much easier to write them into science fiction. I wasn’t sure I was going to write this at all but portals started turning up everywhere. My birthday brought with it […]

#28 A Portal to Someplace Else

Red laser light for #28 A Portal to Someplace Else

Having a giant gray owlman tell you that you were chasing a ghost that turned out to be real is a hard thing to process all at once. I could see her clear as day but nobody else could. What was I following if it wasn’t the girl I carried out of those woods? Were […]

Hunt for the Skinwalker Movie Review: Big Questions Edition

Movie poster for Hunt for the Skinwalker Movie Review

Full Derail Mode Activated Trying to write a Hunt for the Skinwalker movie review has proven to be difficult. Where do you start with a topic as big as Skinwalker Ranch? It resides in the weird intersection of paranormal phenomenon, ufology, parallel universes, and the shadowy puppet strings of the intelligence services. The first time […]