If I did abduct myself, this is probably what it would look like. We are currently dropping into Kremeth in the landing saucer after leaving the Diagonal22 in orbit. Two monsters are sitting across from me while Cole is flying this bird. It almost feels for a moment like Walt and Steve are some kind […]
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14
Sep
Sep
“Did that just happen? Minivan spaceship monks?” questioned Cole who was now standing beside me looking quite stunned. “I think so. I can’t believe I just won something so huge. My luck used to be terrible. And who do you call when you need custom purple velvet spaceship interiors?” I replied floundering under the weight of […]
08
Aug
Aug
Walt must have carried me all the way to the Biolab because I am awakened by a series of concerned squawks from my new best friend Shadow. He appears to have almost doubled in size since yesterday. As I sit up to investigate this curious new development I’m reminded of the evening’s events thanks to a […]
31
Jul
Jul
“HEY! Wake up! We’ve got to get back to the ship,” said a shadowy outline who was now shaking me. “Globba looba naa,” I reply before realizing that my mouth no longer worked correctly. Tiny daggers of light are attempting to pry off the top of my skull in an exquisite pain orgy that could […]
15
Jul
Jul
(Soundtrack available at bottom of post) There was a noticeable booming once we got through the airlock and began walking down the hallway. I can’t be sure but it sounds like we just crash-landed in a gigantic interstellar dance party. My suspicions were confirmed when the door slid open to reveal an almost retina-searing wall […]