He laid there in Med-Bay for a long time reading the anomalous entry in his allnet pad wondering who the hell this Sheriff Funk was and why he was getting his cosmic brain email. There was no sense in getting out of bed yet because the ship was still stuck in the great emptiness that […]
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14
Dec
Dec
I told the whole story to Cole while we were down in the brain scanner having pecan waffles. Dr. Sophia sent me down for another brain scan as soon I told her about it, and before I found the cake frosting on my collar. We still don’t have an explanation for what happened to the […]
07
Dec
Dec
It’s so peaceful here underneath the waves. The water is warm and rays of light glimmer above me on the surface. Here in the silence, I can hear the songs of the things we know as angels, the endless churning of the outside world has been blotted out. There is no time, no pain, no […]
12
Oct
Oct
Cole mentioned pancakes, the door did its whooshing trick again, and everything started spinning. A tremendous pressure was suddenly in the center of my forehead as vivid images began streaming like a television set in my mind. Running through an alien wilderness trying to find someone who is missing. The sound of yelling. A feeling […]
14
Sep
Sep
“Did that just happen? Minivan spaceship monks?” questioned Cole who was now standing beside me looking quite stunned. “I think so. I can’t believe I just won something so huge. My luck used to be terrible. And who do you call when you need custom purple velvet spaceship interiors?” I replied floundering under the weight of […]
29
Aug
Aug
I’m Sensing Helmet Weather The last few weeks have been pretty weird and hypnopompic images have been the new norm. Since the previous installment, a panoply of oddities have popped up in jack-in-the-box fashion to both dazzle and amaze. Their cranks turned by invisible hands attached to something greater. I don’t know what to make […]
08
Aug
Aug
Walt must have carried me all the way to the Biolab because I am awakened by a series of concerned squawks from my new best friend Shadow. He appears to have almost doubled in size since yesterday. As I sit up to investigate this curious new development I’m reminded of the evening’s events thanks to a […]
14
Nov
Nov
Down the Rabbit Hole Read enough books and sooner or later you’ll find a magic one. Ubik was one of those books for me. I can’t even begin to describe the level of weirdness this book brought into my life. It left noticeable perturbations in my reality tunnel. Some part of this book seemed to […]