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#43 Broadcasts from a Random Hell Planet

Wire grid doorway for #43 Broadcasts from a Random Hell Planet

22 was traveling the interstate in a place the locals called Oceana. He had never heard of such a place but this was not a new experience for him. This job had started the same way every other job had started. He always woke up in a ring of mushrooms located deep in some forest […]

#42 The Great Emptiness That Swallowed Everything

Road sign pointing to lost and home for #42 The Great Emptiness That Swallowed Everything

He laid there in Med-Bay for a long time reading the anomalous entry in his allnet pad wondering who the hell this Sheriff Funk was and why he was getting his cosmic brain email. There was no sense in getting out of bed yet because the ship was still stuck in the great emptiness that […]

#38 Who Unplugged the Gnar Hammer?

A skull with Earth for a body and muscular arms for #38 Who Unplugged the Gnar Hammer?

Thromotep never saw the flying saucer that streaked past the window of the small attack ship he was piloting. And he didn’t notice the blip on his sensors because he was busy thinking about making squishy sounds with one of his many wives in the slime pits back on his home planet. You see, Borvags […]

#32 What Tomorrow Brings Came Today

Clocks in space for #32 What Tomorrow Brings Came Today

I told the whole story to Cole while we were down in the brain scanner having pecan waffles. Dr. Sophia sent me down for another brain scan as soon I told her about it, and before I found the cake frosting on my collar. We still don’t have an explanation for what happened to the […]

The Sucking Sound of Interdimensional Portals

The Sucking Sound of Interdimensional Portals

Everyone Wave at Dogman. I’m starting to dread writing these things. The things that have been happening to me sound crazy, really crazy. It’s been much easier to write them into science fiction. I wasn’t sure I was going to write this at all but portals started turning up everywhere. My birthday brought with it […]

Adventures in Hypnagogic States, Psychic Visions, and Synchronicity #1

Time guardian for Adventures in Hypnagogic State Psychic Visions Synchronicity #1

A Recipe for Hypnagogic State Psychic Visions? Some rather curious things have been happening to me lately. Strange things have been happening to me my entire life but the last few months has seen a dramatic increase in the weirdness. Mind you, I’m not surprised by this, I’ve kinda been asking for it. The last […]

#18 Strange Lights and Telemetry Spikes

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I awaken from my bizarre journey to the feeling of tiny claws digging into my chest. My new friend Shadow is staring at the window above my head. He looks like he’s seen a ghost because all his fur is standing on end. There is a static charge in the air and my hair is […]

#15 On the Improbability of Fried Chicken Waffle Burritos

After another one of those odd elevator rides that involved no real sense of physical movement, there was a whooshing sound followed by loud shouts of profanity and an almost blinding number of blinky lights. No expense was spared on the windows in this thing. There is the enormity of space staring back at me […]

#13 A Gift from the Dark Unknown

Race You Back to the Elevator! Ensign Cole yelled at me and then rocketed out of sight. The rocket bike surged awake underneath me as I smashed the gas pedal. Chasing him down brought a welcome pause to the thoughts racing through my head. I kept my altitude for as long as possible and then […]

#9 Tag, You’re It!

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“Good Morning!” “GET YOUR COFFEE, HOT COFFEEEEE!” Zap-Zap shouted with all the gusto of a hot dog vendor on game day. Rapidly blinking lights speed my exit from the realm of dreams. “I need quiet coffee, Zap-Zap. How long have I been asleep?” There is still a giant spaceship outside the window. Check. Still, don’t […]