It’s a good thing they gave me something to bite down on because that last one was a doozy. I’ve got great news. They still use defibrillators in the future. I suppose that’s one way to wake up. Flashlight to the eyes. Thanks for that. Can I get up now? I’ve really got to piss. Hey […]
03
Oct
Oct
I woke up in the Med-Bay again. If I’ve gone crazy this must be the Deluxe Travel Package. They said I blacked out again. Again? I don’t remember the last time. And who are these people? “Calm down” and “It’s going to be OK” they keep telling me. But somehow the part about how I […]
11
Sep
Sep
I have been asleep for 205 years. At least that’s what they told me. “You are on a spaceship,” they said. I’m not sure I believe them. The last thing I remember was laying in that hospital bed hoping a racquetball of cancer wasn’t going to murder me. It was 2017. Try explaining you’re not […]