#24 Golden Ticket of Lord Kularcan and the Minivan Spaceship

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After coffee, and a healthy dose of stunned confusion, I decided to head back to the cabin and grab Shadow for a quick checkup in the Med-Bay. He was still guarding the golden ticket when I got back so I grabbed him up and put the ticket in my pocket for safekeeping. The feeling that […]

Adventures in Hypnagogic States, Psychic Visions, and Synchronicity #1

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A Recipe for Hypnagogic State Psychic Visions? Some rather curious things have been happening to me lately. Strange things have been happening to me my entire life but the last few months has seen a dramatic increase in the weirdness. Mind you, I’m not surprised by this, I’ve kinda been asking for it. The last […]

#23 The Great Cosmic Pinball Machine in the Sky

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Walt must have carried me all the way to the Biolab because I am awakened by a series of concerned squawks from my new best friend Shadow. He appears to have almost doubled in size since yesterday. As I sit up to investigate this curious new development I’m reminded of the evening’s events thanks to a […]

#22 A Curious Case of Garden Gnome Rescue

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“HEY! Wake up! We’ve got to get back to the ship,” said a shadowy outline who was now shaking me. “Globba looba naa,” I reply before realizing that my mouth no longer worked correctly. Tiny daggers of light are attempting to pry off the top of my skull in an exquisite pain orgy that could […]

John Keel Ate My Audiobook Review of The Perspicacious Percipient

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Deep Thoughts About The Perspicacious Percipient The Perspicacious Percipient: How to Investigate UFOs and Other Insane Urges – Selected Writings of John A. Keel is a great book. It’s a collection of magazine articles from John Keel gathered together by Andy Colvin and published by New Saucerian. This book is the grand finale in a series of […]

#21 Here Right Now and the Interstellar Dance Party

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(Soundtrack available at bottom of post) There was a noticeable booming once we got through the airlock and began walking down the hallway. I can’t be sure but it sounds like we just crash-landed in a gigantic interstellar dance party. My suspicions were confirmed when the door slid open to reveal an almost retina-searing wall […]

#20 The Other Monsters in the Hallway

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A couple more whooshing doors later and I receive another one of the great shocks of my life. Leaning up against the wall of the corridor is a giant owl man and the hairy man I saw on my first trip into the Biolab. They both turn to look at us in the most casual […]

#19 Astral Invader Behold My Magic Fork

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It took a long time to fall back asleep after that but more strange visions were waiting for me in the darkened corners of my mind. In that fuzzy area between awake and asleep was a repository of images that streamed by endlessly as long as I didn’t try to focus on them. The shaman […]

#18 Strange Lights and Telemetry Spikes

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I awaken from my bizarre journey to the feeling of tiny claws digging into my chest. My new friend Shadow is staring at the window above my head. He looks like he’s seen a ghost because all his fur is standing on end. There is a static charge in the air and my hair is […]

#17 Forehead Door of the Glowing Red Orbs

At first, all I hear is a faint rolling static and there is the feeling of a subtle vibration in the middle of my forehead. The tone starts to wind up almost like a rocket ship taking off. Having been a meditator in my old life I try to just let go and float along […]