He laid there in Med-Bay for a long time reading the anomalous entry in his allnet pad wondering who the hell this Sheriff Funk was and why he was getting his cosmic brain email. There was no sense in getting out of bed yet because the ship was still stuck in the great emptiness that […]
08
Apr
Apr
Sheriff Funk had failed for the 14th time to retrieve his package from the post office. The eclair he’d eaten earlier seemed to be shifting around inside of him now. He didn’t know eclairs knew how to dance but it did remind him of a dream he had once. If that package gets into the […]
01
Apr
Apr
I washed a lot of windows this weekend seeking clarity. It mostly just made my back hurt worse but I was hoping to Mr. Miyagi myself into some kind of understanding. Some explanation for the last how many years. Interconnections I would have never anticipated, absolutely impossible things. The revelations have just been so staggering […]
25
Mar
Mar
Someone asked me the other day if I’ve made any progress on what I’ve been working on because sometimes it’s not so obvious. If you would have asked me a few weeks ago my answer still would have been yes. My life has been radically transformed in so many ways and I’ve learned so much. […]
18
Mar
Mar
I saw a joke the other day about Mercury retrograde and communication breakdown. I’ll be the first to admit that I’m not really great at keeping track of that sort of thing. I’m more the weird neighbor you see standing in the yard all slack-jawed looking up at the sky at 4 am while wearing […]
11
Mar
Mar
“H….E….Y…………….A….RE………Y…O…U……I..N……..TH….E…RE….?” It was a voice from someplace far away from where I am now. It’s so peaceful here. Time has stopped completely and yet it’s still too soon to leave. There is a quiet singing in the air that always comes from someplace just out of reach. It must be the angels, the mournful dead, […]
04
Mar
Mar
I remember Anton was eating nachos. I can see it quite clearly. And Cole…he was pushing a button on the console of our spaceship and then there was a loud bang. How did I get here? What is this place? It looks like the most beautiful magic forest you could possibly imagine. Ancient old trees […]
25
Feb
Feb
I went to bed early and woke up late because I’m starting to slow down. So much has been happening lately that it never really stops around here and the weather just makes everything hurt more which is tiring by itself. The last week has proven to be another thrill coaster ride through the cosmic funhouse. It […]
18
Feb
Feb
Thromotep never saw the flying saucer that streaked past the window of the small attack ship he was piloting. And he didn’t notice the blip on his sensors because he was busy thinking about making squishy sounds with one of his many wives in the slime pits back on his home planet. You see, Borvags […]
11
Feb
Feb
(I never know what I’m going to write every week until it happens. If you like one portion of this blog or the other just be patient and something new will turn up when it’s ready to come out.) Something strange has been happening with the alarm clocks in the house lately. Readers will remember […]